i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
come on don’t be shy.
I recognize the Battle of Hogwarts as a legit historical event.
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
And I am, but I’m almost more shocked by Jason having such an old fucking flip phone.